Thursday, May 31, 2012

The Auto Accident Turns 116 Years Old Today. Did You Remember To Send A Card?

Its hard to believe that cars have not always been around, menacing the roads and sending chaos and fear throughout our communities and city streets. But there was once a time when..gasp...the car did not exist. Where were teenage boys supposed to try to score with the ladies?  How did men with very small sexual organs make up for it if there were no flashy little sports cars to drive? What did men who were born to be used car salesmen do for a living before they had used cars to sell?

Well, thank God the Automobile came along and solved many of these important problems and more. And of course, with the automobile came the auto accident.

Happy 116 Birthday Auto Accidents, you do not look a day over 100!

click on AUTO ACCIDENT'S BIRTHDAY to read more...


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